Sunday, 29 June 2014

Hitting a false note



A jokingly uttered stray remark threw me, the other day. It was said during a tenth grade Literature class, first thing in the morning. We had just had a rather heated round of argument among the students on whether a character in a story (a Chekov story, if that’s important) could be judged less harshly because he felt terrible pangs of conscience while contemplating a murder or should be damned for contemplating murder at all. The matter hadn’t been settled, but we all had (kind of) agreed to disagree. 

It was at that point that the class asked for a two-minute break, before moving on. That was customary, since I do make a habit of giving breaks. Then they asked if they could snack during the break. That, too, was customary. Very often I allow my students to eat during breaks – can’t have them dreaming of food instead of focussing on Chekov. In fact, at a workshop on improving one’s effectiveness during teaching, I once saw a video of an ‘ideal’ class atmosphere where every student sat with his sandwich and soda, relaxed, sated, and so, able to focus. 

But that’s a digression (and a debatable topic). To get back to my Literature class that day, initially I refused them permission to eat since I felt it was too early in the morning – rather soon after breakfast time. The students, of course, convinced me that they needed the food, so I eventually gave in. Then came the shocker, when a student casually remarked, “You are the only teacher with whom we are so gentlemanly and ask for permission before eating – because we know you usually allow us to eat. In other classes, we just hide our food and eat, anyway.”

I stared at him in disbelief. He grinned back. And this brings us right back to the topic of ethics. 

Does one ask for permission only when assured of a positive answer? Is the possibility of a negative answer simply solved by breaking rules?

Before damning students, I tried to see if I could find the same principle (it’s ironic to call it a ‘principle’, really) applied to adults, as well – about more serious matters than grabbing a bit of a sandwich in class. 

I found, it does. Only, we call it the ‘need to know’ principle. The boss will not understand if we tell him that we need to stay home to catch up on playing with the kids one day, that the parent-child relationship really needs urgent repair work. So the boss need not know about our reason for not reporting to work – a bout of food poisoning will do fine, instead. Would a pick-pocket ask for permission to take someone’s wallet, if he knew that the answer would be positive?

Life, of course, offers her own little jokes and irony. Soon after the class, back at my desk, I was mulling over the remark, when another student came in to ask if he could have a word with me. He had been discussing various community service plans (as a part of his project) with me over the last few days, and he had at last come up with an idea. “Shall I organise a lecture series on ethics in various professions, and wrap up the series by forming a code of ethics for our students to pledge allegiance to, and follow?” he asked.

We do live in a brave new world, after all.
     

Friday, 13 June 2014

Hey teacher, leave ‘em public alone!



What is it about teachers that they can’t switch off after hours? Surely a sales person doesn’t try to sell his toothpaste to his neighbours in his leisure hours? Nor does a lawyer cross-examine his friends over dinner. So why do teachers think it is their business to educate the general public after the school bell has tolled for the day?

I caught myself doing it recently – and am duly embarrassed. 

I went to Mussoorie to find some peace and quiet in the hills. The hotel I stayed at was strategically placed, offering a scenic view. For half a day, I was in seventh heaven – until a huge group of merry holidayers checked into the rooms next to mine. They were – well… tourists. They crunched on chips while watching the view, then let the packet fly away into the hills. They fed the monkeys pizza slices, then ran away screaming when the monkeys drew nearer to ask for more. They turned the beautiful terrace into a dhobi ghat, not leaving their underclothes to anyone’s imagination – wringing out the last dregs of soapy water into the plants. And, of course, they conversed at decibel levels where I knew every detail of their lives and sundry other matters within half an hour of their arriving. (“Lovely, have you had a bath?” Then louder, “Lovely!! Can’t you hear? Have you had a bath yet?”)

So I should have packed up my book and my thoughts and retired indoors. But I didn’t. I asked them not to litter, not to feed monkeys pizza. And while I refrained from commenting on Lovely’s state of cleanliness, I did give Lovely’s lovely mother an unloving stare. Why is it that I thought it was my job to preach to this lovely family? Who the heck was I to do it, anyway? Shouldn’t I have left my teaching back in the classroom? They took offence, of course. And I can’t blame them.

My second solution was more ‘non-academic’. I asked the manager for a change of room, and he even obliged. I wish it had been my first solution. 

More recently, at an upmarket boutique, when an overeager salesgirl came to stand near, very, very near, me (I could feel her gentle breath on the lobe of my right ear), I informed her how the correct ‘social’ distance is a one-arm distance and even stretched out an arm to measure it out for her. Hey teacher, at least leave ‘em salesgirls alone!

If I see anyone breaking a queue, or sending a message when a plane is taxiing for take-off, why is it that I can’t help but ‘correct’ them? Sometimes I gently teach courier and pizza delivery boys that they must not ring anyone’s doorbell more than once. I just about refrain from quoting Shakespeare to them and intoning as dramatically as Iago: “How poor are they that have not patience!” 

Evidently I need a crash course in the art of minding my own business a little more often in life.